I thought terrorists LIKED car chases.

Aw, geez -- I don't think I'll EVER understand violent Islamic fundamentalists. I thought they hated freedom. But it turns out they hate auto racing.

Terror threat leads to cancellation of Dakar Rally

Terrorists have ensured there will be no spectacular images this year of dune buggies throwing up clouds of dust and lone motorcycle riders spinning their wheels in Saharan sands.

It was the first time that the 30-year-old rally, one of the biggest competitions in automobile racing, has been called off.

Seriously, I don't understand this at all. Can't dudes worldwide agree that stuff like this is AWESOME?


Ka-bam! That guy totally crashed! Don't terrorists like car crashes? What the hell is going on over there?