OMG! Lindsay Lohan is, like, extreme!
So Lindsay Lohan's in rehab again. But this is no ORDINARY rehab center, where you lie around indoors and try to freebase tanning cream in a desperate bid to just BREAK UP THE BOREDOM GOD I NEED A DRINK TO KEEP THESE INVISIBLE ANTS OFF MY FACE!
No. This here's a fancy, outdoorsy sorta rehab: The Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah.
Getting her money's worth, Lindsay went whitewater rafting the other day. This newsy tidbit has been blown off the internet, though, by reports that she was buying Miller Lite back in town. Sounds like she understands rafting better than I thought.
She went hiking, too! Look out, Mt. Everest . . . Lohan's a-comin'!
No. This here's a fancy, outdoorsy sorta rehab: The Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah.
Getting her money's worth, Lindsay went whitewater rafting the other day. This newsy tidbit has been blown off the internet, though, by reports that she was buying Miller Lite back in town. Sounds like she understands rafting better than I thought.
She went hiking, too! Look out, Mt. Everest . . . Lohan's a-comin'!

