Shaun White: 100% pure gangsta.

I think Shaun White's recent brush with the law is kinda cute. In a world where pro athletes get arrested for shooting up strip clubs and/or strangling dogs, a snowboarder getting busted for horseplay is a disarmingly retro incident. Even . . . soothing.

Shaun must've known he was doomed, because how are you gonna say, "Officer, you must have me confused with someone else" when you look like this?


And, come on, setting off a fire extinguisher to impress a girl? He must've been WASTED on Mountain Dew!