Glacier Nat'l Park: threat or enemy?
Some people want to repeatedly shell Glacier National Park with a howitzer.
Other people think this a stupid idea.
I say we give the park 30 days to disarm, and then start shooting. We'll be greeted as liberators! Otherwise the disputed region will continue looking like this:
Unacceptable! There are probably bears hibernating somewhere in this photo -- and if we started shelling the mountainside, we could WATCH THE BEARS SCRAMBLE AROUND IN PANIC.
Lazy bears need to be taken down a peg. Also, Glacier National Park has stockpiled some truly hazardous chemicals. It cannot be trusted.
Other people think this a stupid idea.
I say we give the park 30 days to disarm, and then start shooting. We'll be greeted as liberators! Otherwise the disputed region will continue looking like this:
Unacceptable! There are probably bears hibernating somewhere in this photo -- and if we started shelling the mountainside, we could WATCH THE BEARS SCRAMBLE AROUND IN PANIC.
Lazy bears need to be taken down a peg. Also, Glacier National Park has stockpiled some truly hazardous chemicals. It cannot be trusted.
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