Freedom can get ugly sometimes.

Whenever I hear anyone talking about how stupid Americans are, I sidle up real close. Then I say, "Oh yeah? Tell that to WHIPLASH THE RODEO MONKEY, you effete snob!"



Then I spit in their face.

Although the monkey gets all the glory here, it should be noted that the dog's really running the show. Whiplash is just hanging on for his dear little life.

But look at his hat! LOOK AT IT!

If Americans are so dumb, how come our MONKEYS are better at rodeo than any Frenchman alive? Yeah. That's what I thought.