Digging a Quidditch.

I can see why the Ivy League gets so much respect. These Vassar students are just a cut above -- they can fly around on brooms! Which means they can play Quidditch, Harry Potter's favorite sport.

Harry Potter is a pretend person, but it turns out that QUIDDITCH IS REAL! See for yourself:



Although there is no flying in this video, I assume they can do it. Otherwise, they'd just be running around with brooms, looking like a bunch of lame dorks who would even get picked on by the Frisbee team.

And we all know the Ivy League does not go in for that sort of thing.

Wait . . . is Vassar even in the Ivy League? Didn't it used to be the Harvard for Chicks? When did it become a Quidditch powerhouse?

They'd better hope Ohio State never fields a Quidditch team, that's all I know.