But when will they build a poser-proof fence?

This is a strange and twisted tale. A skate park in Redwood City, Calif., is also popular with BMX bikers. Apparently this is a big problem.

At park, no bikers allowed

Officials to build fence to keep skateboarders safe

They're gonna build a fence that skateboarders can pass through, but bikers cannot? That's quite the engineering triumph!

The fence, along with a specially designed entrance, will make it more difficult for bike-toting visitors to enter the park, Centeno said.

While she realizes the fence won't stop everyone -- rebellious bikers could throw their rides over the barrier, which will encircle the 13,000-square-foot park -- Centeno said it will be another tool to help officials enforce the rules and keep the park safe.

Aw, well, no worries there. Teenagers aren't really "into" rebelling, or climbing over fences, or sticking it to the morons who think skating is somehow safer than BMX. No, teenagers are all about attending city council meetings to find a compromise for their town's public safety agenda, and swigging chamomile tea. It's the new Mountain Dew!

Most California skate parks prohibit biking because it is not considered a "hazardous recreational activity" under state law.

So . . . they'll only allow activities that are OFFICIALLY HAZARDOUS? The more I read into this, the less I understand.

I guess the bikers who don't feel like hopping a fence will just ride around town, looking for jumps and pissing off pedestrians. Everybody wins!