Teddy Mather is soft on terrorism.

Okay, even for the Internet, this is pretty dumb. The National Parks Conservation Association wants to make a point about, I believe, our National Parks. They don't think their issues are being addressed.

So they're running a guy in a bear costume for President. Ha! You tried to fool me, NPCA, but after careful study, I can confidently state: this is NOT a real bear!


There's a video, too, but it's too lame for me to post here. I guess I DO have standards. Huh.

Oh, and they've named the bear "Teddy Mather." A bear named TEDDY? Outrageous!

If I end up voting for a bear, it will be this one:


This is my kind of candidate. He has what it takes.

"People were screaming at him, the horn was going off, but he was completely unaware. He did what he wanted to do, and the people didn't matter."

The bear remained inside the 1964 Buick Skylark for about 20 minutes and at times put his paws on the dash as if he were holding on for a ride, Patterson said.

Well, of COURSE he did whatever he wanted. Do you want a bear-president who makes decisions based on the polls, or do you want a bear-president who knows how to stay the course?

If it were up to probable communist and UNMARRIED bear Teddy "The Weakling" Mather, we'd all be sharing our grubs and blackberries with Al-Qaeda -- instead of kicking ass in the greater Tahoe area, and eventually the world.

Teddy Mather: bad video, bad for America.