It's gotta be some kind of record.
In light of the recent record-breaking speed achieved on a mountain bike, here's a little reminder that things don't always go as planned. This guy was trying to break the same record:
Ouch. His entire bike broke in two. I hope he's claiming the record for "Fastest Crash" or "Longest Crash" or "Highest Speed Achieved on a Bike That Honestly Could Be a Little Sturdier, Considering the High Probability of Mountain Bikers Encountering Rocks as They Speed Down the Face of a Volcano" or something.
I'm guessing the new record-holder also saw this footage and decided that snow is probably the best surface to work with.
Oh, and the speed record this unfortunate biker was trying to break? IT WAS HIS OWN RECORD. A sure way to anger the mountain bike gods and the volcano gods alike.
Ouch. His entire bike broke in two. I hope he's claiming the record for "Fastest Crash" or "Longest Crash" or "Highest Speed Achieved on a Bike That Honestly Could Be a Little Sturdier, Considering the High Probability of Mountain Bikers Encountering Rocks as They Speed Down the Face of a Volcano" or something.
I'm guessing the new record-holder also saw this footage and decided that snow is probably the best surface to work with.
Oh, and the speed record this unfortunate biker was trying to break? IT WAS HIS OWN RECORD. A sure way to anger the mountain bike gods and the volcano gods alike.


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