Count Sexula has the right idea.

I want to highlight one of the hottest outdoor sports around: cardboard tube fighting.

Anyone who has a brother or sister is, no doubt, an expert at this sport already.

If ballroom dancing is an Olympic sport, then I want to see pictures like this from the 2012 Olympics:


The entire article is worth reading, but I enjoyed this part:

"I'm here to beat the cardboard hell out of young children," said Sol Vazquez, a 29-year-old businessman from San Bruno dressed as "Count Sexula." His armor included a velvet cape, satin rose necklace, mixed martial arts gloves, afro wig and an intimidating plastic crotch cup.

Cardboard tubes are even more fun than bubble wrap. There, I said it.