Also, no flicking lit cigarettes into the brush.

Remember when you were a kid, and you liked to throw rocks? Especially when you'd hiked to the top of a ridge, so you could chuck a rock out into space and let gravity do the rest?

Boom! Fun times! The freedom of not knowing any better!

Well, just in case your parents didn't set you straight: DON'T THROW ROCKS DOWN MOUNTAINS.

This is a sad story, and the guy who threw the rock is going to have a hard time enjoying a hike anytime soon. He sounds like a good person who made a stupid decision. But man, chucking a 15-20 pound rock downhill is Super-Sized Stupid.

Now I have to go find a funny story about Lindsey Lohan or something to wash the taste out of my mouth.